LIFE UPDATE! LIFE UPDATE!
I’ve gotten poisoned. By food. Again. Oh, the injustice of it all! Injured by the very thing I love the mostest! I mean.
But, in all seriousness, it’s mind boggling that I’ve gotten food poisoning three times in China–in one semester. Reasonably certain any one of the two meals I had on Monday could’ve done the deed–both meals were pretty darn gross. Brown goop from the cafeteria and then bibimbap with caramelized onions. Caramelized onions. I mean. Double U-Tee-Eff, dude?! One of these things doesn’t belong. My point being: they were gross, but didn’t come from a sketchy place.
I thought if I avoided the sketchy alleys (where most of the delicious food awaits) I’d be golden.
But thank goodness for the 佳得乐! Oh, Gatorade–the taste of home.
Hm. Now I want chocolate chip cookies. I think I’m on the mend.